THE AUTOGRAPH
EPISODE TWO OF “JAMIE’S WAY”
WRITTEN BY ELENA ANTHEA MOSCATT
AN ORIGINAL INTERNET PLAY

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1. EXT. THE GREENFIELD SCHOOL- morning
 


Daniel Watts pulls up to the school in his green Mustang convertible.   Jamie, RAYMOND JEFFRIES, and TOBY JONES are in the back.  Marc is in the front.  When he pulls up to the school the kids hesitate.   Jamie is freezing- her head covered by her coat.  The boys in the back seat are wearing sunglasses and trying to look cool.  As the car comes to a stop- the boys hesitate- Jamie comes out of hiding.

      JAMIE
    Are we there yet?

      DANIEL
    We’re here Sweetie.  I hope you weren’t too cold.

      MARC
     (GETTING OUT OF CAR)
    Come on kids- you don’t want to be late.  Scadoodle!
    Get out!  Get to School!

      TOBY
    Sorry- we’re not fast enough for you Marc- we just love-

Jamie looks all dopey-eyed at him.

      MARC
    My sister?

JAMIE
      (PUSHES MARC)
    Shut up.
 

TOBY
    Your fathers car!  It’s so COOL!
     (GETTING OUT)

RAYMOND
    And your sisters company.  She’s so sweet.
     (WHISPERS)
    when she’s in LOVE.

      JAMIE
     (EMBARRASSED)
    ENOUGH Raymond.
     (HUGS HER FATHER)
    Thanks Dad.  I’ll see you Friday.

      DANIEL
Okay Sweetie.  And tell Aunt Emily I said “Hello”.

      JAMIE
    Oh my god!!  I forgot they’re coming back this week!
    I can’t wait to see them!

 The school bell rings.  Toby, and Raymond run for the front doors.

PRINCIPAL HENRY CRAFT can be seen walking out the front door.  As he sees the kids running towards him- he crosses his arms and glares at them.

      TOBY
    Thanks Mr. Watts!

      RAYMOND
    Come on Jamie!  See ya Mr. Watts

      MARC
     See you, Dad.

      JAMIE
    I’m coming!  I’m coming!

The kids pass by the Principal.
      MARC
    Good morning Mr. Craft!

      MR. CRAFT
    YOU’RE LATE AGAIN!

      JAMIE
    We’re sorry, Mr. Craft- you can blame it on my Dad’s
    stupid car!  The boys act like it’s going extinct!!

      MR. CRAFT
     (HOLDING THE DOOR)
    Well run along in and get to class.



The kids run into the school.

      MR. CRAFT
    A mustang convertible going extinct?  NEVER!!


Dan can be seen standing by his car.  Mr. Craft walks over to him.

      DANIEL
    Good morning, Henry.

      MR. CRAFT
    Good morning, Dan.  Your kids are late again...

      DANIEL
    I’m sorry- we just got a late start.  And traffic is so bad in the city.
I’m just not used to driving the car pool yet.
 


 

      MR. CRAFT
    Yeah- I’ve heard them all- Dan.  You wouldn’t happen
    to have some smokes, would ya?

      DANIEL
    No- sorry- I don’t smoke.

      MR. CRAFT
    Well there’s a farm store down the road a few miles.
    Is there any way you could give me a ride there?

      DANIEL
    Ah- sure, I guess I could.  I don’t have to go to work
    for another two hours...

      MR. CRAFT
    GREAT!

The guys get into the car.  Dan is about to put the top up.  Mr. Craft stops him.

MR. CRAFT
    Oh- can you leave the top down?  I like
    the fresh air.

      DANIEL
    I’m warning you- it’s cold.

      MR. CRAFT
     (PULLING OUT SOME BLACK SUNGLASSES)
    That’s okay- I’m hot blooded.



Mr. Craft puts on his sunglasses, and Daniel puts his on.  The men drive away.

As they drive away- Sophie rushes out with some papers.

      MS. SOPHIE
    Mr. Craft? Oh Mr. Craft?!  Could you sign these papers?





2.  INT. MIDDLE SCHOOL HALLWAY

Jamie is standing by her locker with her friend APRIL KARLOW.  They are giggling as they read a card.  They glance at the two boys standing a few feet away, MAX SWEENEY, and TYLER HANSON.


 

      JAMIE
    I can’t believe he sent that to you!

      APRIL
    I know!  It’s so sweet, but it’s way too early!
    I mean it’s not even Christmas yet!

The girls open the card and giggle.
 


      APRIL
    Do you think  I should thank him?

      JAMIE
    Sure!  It’s the thought that counts.

The girls look over at the boys.  The boys notice.  Jamie pushes April towards them.  They walk over.
 


 

      APRIL (BASHFULLY)
    Max, I got your card.  You know- the one
    you stuck in my locker.

      MAX (surprised)
    What card?

      APRIL
You know, the Valentines card?
 (SHOWS IT TO HIM)

Max looks the card over.  Tyler breaks out laughing.  He backs away.  A few other kids
start laughing.

MAX (HANDING IT BACK)
  I’m sorry, April.  I didn’t send this to you.
   (LOOKING OVER AT TYLER)
  Do you know anything about this?

    TYLER
   (TRYING TO HOLD IN HIS AMUSEMENT)
  No.  I don’t.  Who’d send a Valentines Card this
  early anyway?

    MAX
  Some practical joker, maybe?

    APRIL
  That’s okay- I knew it was a joke.  It’s funny too!  Haha.

    JAMIE
  It’s so funny  we forgot to laugh.

Jamie and April walk away.  As Jamie passes Tyler, she pushes him out of her way.
Max watches the girls helplessly.

    MAX
  I’m sorry I didn’t send it to you.  I will
  send you one on Valentines though!
 

    TYLER (MAKING FUN OF MAX)
  “I will send one to you on Valentines”
 

    MAX
  Shutup!!  I know you had something to do with that.


The boys begin to rough house.
 
 

Jamie and April have walked down the hall.  They stand by Jamie’s locker.  Jamie opens
her locker and grabs some books while April waits.  She looks down the hall to see the
boys rough housing.

    APRIL
  I knew it was a joke.

JAMIE
  Oh, me too.  At least he knows you exist.

Jamie spots Toby down the hall.  Toby  walks towards her.

    APRIL
  Toby knows you exist!  He shares a carpool
  with you!


 

JAMIE
  So?  He still doesn’t talk to me.  He talks to
  Raymond or my Dad.

    APRIL
  Well I don’t blame him- your Dad’s so cute!

    JAMIE
   (ROLLING HER EYES)
  April- you’re talking about my Dad.

Toby approaches Jamie.  She is surprised.



 

    TOBY
  Hey Jamie!

    JAMIE
  Hi!

    TOBY
  This morning, your father mentioned that your
  Aunt Emily was coming to town this week...
 

JAMIE
  Yeah...

    TOBY
  Is she married to ASHER? ASHER DANIELS?  The
  guy from 1313?

    JAMIE
  Yes, she is.  They’ve been married for nine years, I think.

    TOBY
  That’s so cool!  Do you get to go to concerts?
  You know 1313 is huge!  They’re going to be as
  big as the Rolling Stones!

    JAMIE
  Thanks!  We hope!   I never see my Aunt anymore-
  or my cousin Zack.  They travel all over the country now.

April stands beside Jamie smiling.  Jamie every once in a while nudges her to move
away.

    TOBY
  So is there anyway you could get some autographs?

JAMIE
  For you, sure!

   TOBY
  And one for Sam?

JAMIE
  Sam?

April points at a girl standing a few feet away wearing a cheerleading outfit.
SAMANTHA JENKINS waves to Jamie.  Jamie looks over at her in dread.


 
 

    JAMIE (V.O.)
   (WAVING POLITELY)
  Samantha Jenkins!  He wants me to get an
  autograph for my biggest enemy!! I hate
  cheerleaders ...
 
 





3. INT.  JAMIE’S ROOM- NIGHT

Jamie sits at her computer.  She chats with the King of yang.

Jamie writes:

       JAMIE
     I can’t believe he did that!  I feel so horrible!
     I can’t believe he’s using me to impress her!

The King writes:

KING OF YANG
Jamie, this young man isn’t doing anything wrong
in getting an autograph for someone he knows.  Maybe
you should tell him how you feel.

Jamie writes:

      JAMIE
    Are you crazy?!  I can’t do that!!

The king writes:

      KING OF YANG
    Maybe you could ask him to have lunch with you.
    Or meet you at the mall.

Jamie writes:

      JAMIE
    No way!  You really think I should?

The king writes:

      KING OF YANG
    Well, I think you should do something to show
    him how you feel.  Then, if he doesn’t appreciate you
    maybe he’s not worth your time.

Jamie writes:

      JAMIE
You’re right.  But I don’t think I’m ready to tell Toby how I feel.
 Do you think I should still get them the autographs?

The King writes:

King of Yang
    Why not?  It will make you look good.  Besides
it will give you an excuse to talk to Toby about
something besides the carpool.


There is a quiet  knock on the door.   Jamie barely hears it.


      JAMIE
    Is someone there?  Who is it?


Little ZACHARY DANIELS, Jamie’s cousin walks in.


      ZACK (WALKING OVER TO HER)
    Aunt Lauren said you were in a rotten mood.


 

      JAMIE (GRABBING HIM)
    I’m in a better mood now that you’re around!
    Oh Zacky I’m so happy to see you!!

      ZACK
    I’m so glad to be back in town!   What are you doing?

Jamie starts to write:

      JAMIE
You are so right, King!   Toby seems to love Uncle Asher!
I have enough bragging material for the
next millenium! (TO ZACK)
I’m writing to my computer buddy, the King
of Yang.

The King writes:

      King of Yang
    I wouldn’t over do it.  Just enough to get acquainted.
Then maybe try to see if he has any hobbies.
Maybe you two have some things in common.

ZACK
Wow!  Did he just send that to you?  So you’re actually
talking to a king!  Wow!  I can’t wait to tell Mom!

Jamie writes:

      JAMIE
    Good idea!  My little cousin Zack just
    walked in so I have to go.  Speak to you
    tomorrow?

The King writes:

      THE KING OF YANG
    Looking forward to it.  Tell little Zack
    the King says “hello”  Good night now.
 

      JAMIE
    The King says ‘hello’.


 
 
 

      ZACK
    Wow!  Is he a real king?

      JAMIE
    I doubt it.  I think it’s just his computer name.
    I’m the Queen of Yin.  We rule the internet!

ZACK
    Have you ever met him?

JAMIE
I don’t know.   I can’t quite figure it out.  Our computer names
come from the same thing, the Yin-Yang symbol.  It’s either
someone I know real well, or he just happens to
use a name similar to mine.

  ZACK
Do you think it’s Mark?

  JAMIE
Well, I think he’s too obvious.  Besides, he
never uses his computer.   Every time I go into his room,
he’s reading comic books or magazines.

  ZACK
I know!   I love his Spiderman collection!

  JAMIE
Yeah, you would.  Come on, let’s go downstairs and see
everyone.



INT. THE WATT’S DINING ROOM- NIGHT
 

Zack and Jamie walk through the living room to the dining room where Lauren and EMMY, Lauren’s younger sister are sitting making necklaces.  Marc sits at the end of the table doing his homework.

Emmy runs over to Jamie when she sees her.

EMMY
    Jamie you are getting more and more
    beautiful every time I see you!

      LAUREN
    Don’t spoil her- please.

      EMMY
    What?  I can compliment my favorite niece.

      ZACK
    Mom!  Jamie speaks to a King over the internet!

      EMMY
    That’s GREAT!  Is he really a KING?

      LAUREN
    No- he’s an internet pen pal.

      JAMIE
    No- he’s not- we don’t write letters.  We talk.

      LAUREN
    You mean you type.  You don’t talk-

      EMMY
    Do we know who this person is?

      JAMIE
    No- I’ve never met him.  I don’t think.

Emmy looks at Lauren.  She tries to nod “yes” but Jamie is looking at her.

JAMIE

                                                          MOM?  Do we?

      LAUREN
    No!  Of course we don’t.  I don’t know who he is-
    maybe your father does.
     (WHISPERS)
    later.

      MARC
    We heard that.

      JAMIE
    Mom- if you know who the King is- then
    you better spill the beans.

      LAUREN
    I don’t know who he is- don’t use that tone of
voice with me, young lady.  I can’t help it that you’re still  in a rotten mood.

      JAMIE
    Especially since you keep reminding me that I am.

      EMMY
    Boy!  This sure is sounding familiar!

      LAUREN
    Well it was stupid of you to promise something
    without asking first.

      JAMIE
    Mom!  Would you leave me alone about it?
      EMMY
    What’s going on here?

      MARC
    Jamie promised Toby and his girlfriend that she could
    get a few autographs from Asher.

      JAMIE
    She’s NOT his girlfriend!

MARC
    Jamie’s jealous.

      JAMIE
    I am NOT!

      EMMY
    So you need some autographs?  No problem!
    I’ll call Asher up tonight and get him to send them out
    tomorrow morning.

      LAUREN
    Are you sure?  If it’s a problem-

      EMMY
    No- problem at all!  Asher signs zillions of
    autographs.  I’m sure he’d love to sign a few for
    family members.

      JAMIE
    Thank you so much Aunt Emmie!!

EMMY
    Is that what was making you feel so bad?

      JAMIE
    It’s a little more than that...

      EMMY
    Let me guess- it has to do with a boy.

      JAMIE
    Toby’s in my car pool...

      EMMY
    And you like this Toby?

      JAMIE
    Yeah- he’s so cute.

      ZACK
     (JUMPS AROUND)
    Jamie’s got a boyfriend!  Jamie’s got a boyfriend.

      JAMIE
    He’s not boyfriend!

      EMMIE
    He likes this other girl?

      JAMIE
    He’s trying to use ME to impress HER.

      EMMIE
    I see...  (SMILES AT LAUREN)

      LAUREN
    I recognize that look.  It’s going to be good!

      MARC
    You could spell her name wrong!

      ZACK
   You could drop the autograph in mud and then jump
    on it seventeen times!
     (ACTS IT OUT)

      MARC
    You could dip it in itching powder!

      ZACK
    NO!  You could dip it in dog-

      EMMIE
    ENOUGH ZACK!  That’s Rude!

      ZACK
    But Mom- Jamie likes this guy.

      EMMIE
    Jamie, what’s her name again?

      JAMIE
    Samantha.  Samantha Jenkins.

      LAUREN
    Oh yeah- that’s Peter and Karen’s daughter.
    Karen is on the school board, and Peter Jenkins
    is a doctor at Hopkins- a Surgeon I think.

      JAMIE
    Mom always seems to know these things.
     (TO MARC)

      EMMIE
    Marc, pass me a pen and paper.

      LAUREN
    What are you up to, Emily?

      EMMY
    Okay- Toby...
     (WRITING AND SPEAKING)
    Dear Toby,  so you’re a friend of Jamie’s?
    You’re very lucky- she’s so pretty.  She’s my
favorite little niece.

  MARC
HEY!!

  EMMY
I said “niece”!  You’re not a girl, are you?

  MARC
No.

  EMMY
“Please take care of her for me.  Your pal, ASHER”
So, what do you think?!

  JAMIE
That’s GREAT!!  Now, what about Samantha?

  EMMIE
Samantha..Sam...
 (STARTS TO WRITE)
“Dear Sam...Sam is such an All-American kind of
name.”  (TO JAMIE) She’s a cheerleader?

  JAMIE
Yes- the head of them.
  
EMMIE
 (WRITING)
“You must be a great athlete- a football player
or something?  Good luck and make a touch down for me!
Your Bud, Asher.”  Well?  What do you think?

  JAMIE
I think you’re my favorite AUNT!!!


INT.  MIDDLE SCHOOL LOCKER AREA- DAY

April runs over to Jamie who is standing by her locker.


 

      APRIL
    I got another card again.

      JAMIE
    I’m going to KILL TYLER!

APRIL
    No- I think it’s for real.  It’s a Christmas
    card with a really sweet poem.

      JAMIE
     (LOOKING AT CARD)
    This is probably real- Tyler couldn’t  be this GOOD.

Max walks over to the girls.

      MAX
    April- did you get my card?

      APRIL
    You really did send this to me?

      MAX
    Of course- it’s the Christmas season- and
    you’ll on my Christmas card list.

      APRIL
    Oh- Max- this is so sweet.  Did you really write this?

April walks a few feet away to talk to Max.  Jamie leans on her locker.

      JAMIE
    Oh brother...

Jamie looks a few feet down the hall to see Samantha and Toby walking towards her.
Samantha is whining.   She walks over to Jamie holding the autograph.
 



 

      SAMANTHA
     (THROWING AUTOGRAPH AT JAMIE)
    Jamie- I thought you knew this autograph
    was for ME.  THIS is written to a BOY-
    In case you’re confused- I am a GIRL.  I don’t
    want this stupid thing, anyway.  You’re
    Uncle’s band is LAME- and SO ARE YOU.
    Toby- I’ll see you in my office- please.



Samantha storms away.  April and Max stand with Jamie stunned.

      MAX
    She has an office?

      APRIL
    I think she means the gym.

      JAMIE
    Well- there goes my cheerleading career.

      MAX
    Why would you want to be a cheerleader anyway.

      TOBY
    I’m sorry about Sam.  She didn’t mean it.

      JAMIE
    Of course she does.  I should have told my Aunt
    it was for “Samantha”.

      TOBY
    Well- I LOVED my autograph!  You have a really
    cool Uncle!!

      JAMIE
    Thanks!  All my relatives are COOL.

Tyler comes running up the hall towards Max.  As he gets up to the group he passes very close to Jamie.  Toby immediately blocks Tyler from getting anywhere near Jamie.  Everyone laughs.

      JAMIE
     (COLLECTING HERSELF)
    What was THAT about?

TOBY
    Oh- I’m sorry.  It’s just that your Uncle told me
    to protect you.
     (SHOWING THE AUTOGRAPH)
    See, here?

      APRIL
    Wow!  You have a new body guard!

      JAMIE
    Wow!  That’s so sweet, Toby.   Thanks!  But-
    No thanks.  See- I can take care of myself.  Besides-
    Samantha is waiting for you in her office.
    Come on, April.  Let’s go to the library and study.

Toby, Tyler and Max stand as they watch the girls walk away.

Jamie and April walk a few feet and then turn around.

      APRIL
    Max- aren’t you coming?

Max looks at his friends.  Then smiles and runs over to the girls.

Jamie, April, and Max pass the camera and keep walking.  Tyler starts to tease Toby who stands there looking down at his autograph.

Close-up on Jamie as she turns around and sees him still standing there.  Jamie smiles to herself.

All of the sudden Principal Craft comes marching up the steps towards Jamie pulling Mark behind him.

       PRINCIPAL CRAFT
     (YELLING AS HE PASSES JAMIE)
    We don’t allow behavior like that in this school, Boy.
    You are in deep, deep trouble!! You are going to get
    it THIS time.  You are in so much trouble.

      MARC
    But I didn’t do it!  Jamie!  Tell him I didn’t do it!!

Sophie comes running after them with an arm full of papers.   When she sees Jamie she rushes over to her.

        SOPHIE
    Your brother is in BIG trouble, Jamie.  I’ve never seen
    Mr. Craft this mad.

      JAMIE
    What did he do?

SOPHIE
     (WHISPERING)
    It’s what he DIDN’T do.

Close up on Sophie being “hush-hush”.
Close up on Jamie, April, and Max staring at her, and each other....


 
 

  END OF EPISODE TWO...



 

   
 

 






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